Gambling Humor: use your assets!
February 4th, 2007
USING YOUR ASSETS AT A CASINO
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m bottomless.” With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, “Momma needs a new pair of pants!”
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. “YES! I WIN! I WIN!”
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, “What did she roll anyway?” The other answers, “I thought YOU were watching!”
I also liked this one-liner:
THE WEDDING WAGER
There’s the touching story of the young man who said to his girlfriend, “I bet you wouldn’t marry me.” The story goes that she not only called his bet but she raised him five!
Today’s Casino humor is sponsored by 49er Casino – based on real Time Gaming software, licenced in Kahnawake, Canada and still welcoming US residents
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