Feel like a laugh?
August 26th, 2008
Here are some “one liners” that we have been collecting for awhile. They are not casino or gambling related humor, but humor non the less – and some are funnier than others!
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A man went to a zoo. The only animal was a dog. It was a shitzu.
I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.
Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they’re wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
Why do we call them buildings when they’re finished? Shouldn’t they be called Builts?
The internet… where women are men and 12 year old boys are FBI agents
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