Yosemite Sam’s 10 Commandments of Online Gambling
1. Thou shall expect to lose.
Even playing smart and employing strategies won’t prevent all of the odds from remaining in the casino’s favor; the House always wins! Expecting to win will only lead to frustration and ultimately, bad moves. Remember, take the bad with the good and take the losses as a necessary part of the experience.
2. Thou shall know thy local law.
Unfortunately, online gaming is not legal in all places. Check out the legality of online casino activity for your country, state, province, or region before playing.
3. Thou shall not bet more than one can afford.
Gambling should be enjoyable. However, there’s no enjoyment in loosing money that should have been spent on necessities. Decide on the amount that you can afford and stick to a self-imposed limit.
4. Thou shall trust the odds
Remember, mathematical strategies are successful for a reason and casino games are developed based on probabilities and percentages. Successful players, especially those who maintain their success for long periods of time aren’t the “luckiest” people around. A solid grasp of the odds and probabilities will bring far more success than any misplaced reliance on ‘luck’.
5. Thou shall not believe in ‘betting systems’
Strategies based on mathematics and probabilities will serve you far better that ‘betting systems’ developed by some local know-it-all. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Stick to the proven strategies and stay away from unproven schemes.
6. Thou shall play to win
Playing online affords you the opportunity to take your time. Take advantage of this occasion to formulate sound decisions. THINK about the move that you’d like to make. Then, after your decisions become second nature, you’ll be prepared for your next visit to Vegas.
7. Thou shall exhibit good gambling ethics.
The experience is more enjoyable for everyone when players exhibit good gambling etiquette. Be polite to other players whether playing online or at a live casino.
8. Thou shall seek out the best rules
Each casino has different rules for each game and often offers the same game(s) under a various set of rules. Always look for games with rules best suited to your preference and advantage.
9. Thou shall not hedge bets or make side bets.
Generally speaking, these types of bets are for suckers and the House gains a serious advantage. Avoid the temptation to buy insurance, place bets on the side, etc.
10. Thou shall tip
Although this doesn’t apply to online gambling, this remains an important aspect of gambling and people need to be reminded of it. Remember, dealers in casinos generally make minimum wage and rely on tips. If you receive good service, (regardless of whether you’re winning or loosing – it’s not the dealer’s fault) tip the dealer and consider it a donation to Lady Luck!
You can visit Yosemite Sam for more gambling tips and advice or just play at his casino.
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Mike
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Add comment January 16th, 2007